To all my fellow men, get more bang for your buck by going hairless like a naked mole rat down there. You won’t regret it; the sensations you get will make you wonder why you haven’t started this earlier. The heightened sensitivity will bring you and your partner closer than ever, and everything else is history.
The only thing getting in the way between you and the most climactic intimate experience is the rainforest down south, or hey, even if it’s just some wires you need to untangle and put into place. Smoother terrains will make way for exploration of uncharted territory.
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